Nicki claps with her ass

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

image

#tbh   

zanemalicks:

pakistan, ferguson, and palestine 

3 places thousands of miles way from each other each with citizens being murdered or severely injured for gathering PEACEFULLY in order to gain basic human rights.

this is happening simultaneously and yall still fuckin sleep???

niallimlegal:

*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?

versaceslut:

this girls beyonce impression is so fucking accurate omfg

#FKUC    #video   

giliananderson:

yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.

#me   

"Whoever cleared this place out left behind two bottles of whiskey? Looks like somebody didn’t have their priorities straight."

#gOD    #lee everett    #twdg   
waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
AG